DISCLAIMER: no dogs were cooked in the preparation of this meal. Though I did come close.
Chicken and sweetcorn soup and a dog
Ash Wednesday sweetcorn and spring onion pancakes
I plan to make these on Pancake Day but then on Pancake Day I instead have four pints and a burger and it is BRILLIANT. So I make them on Ash Wednesday, the holy day of Ashley Cole, who on this day rose from the dead and ascended to heaven.
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